J is for Jersey
Jersey is a woven fabric mixed with lycra, or elastic, to give it an extra stretch.
It’s the kind of fabric some designers choose for its “pliable coverage” and flexibility ––it’s especially forgiving to those for whom the qualities of pliability and flexibility extend not only to the fabric of their clothing but also to the proclivities of their lifestyles, after all you’ll never hear the following demand being made by any of the ‘jersey brigade’ ––“Excuse me Madam, would you have any starch in stock for my all-day onesie?”