VALLEY OF THE BIKER CHICKS
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“VALLEY OF THE BIKER CHICKS”
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EX. DAY - DESERT
A vast desert stretches off into the far distance, alone on a lone road REBEL JO rides her hog ––it kicks up dust as she passes, making her look like some phantom of vengeance sent from Hell to visit bad ass justice upon the wickedly out of fashion.
A NARRATOR introduces REBEL JO the bad ass biker chick that patrols these Deserts for perps.
NARRATOR
This is the Valley of the Biker Chicks ––when the Fashion Police fail to do their job ––the biker chicks keep law, order and good taste in check…
As REBEL JO rides her hog along the same dirt road she spots a car coming in the opposite direction ––she looks at the occupants as she passes and then she turns around and pursues them ––they’ve committed some violation and now REBEL JO wants sweet, sweet revenge.
She catches up with the car and pulls it over to the side of the desert road, she dismounts her hog and approaches the car’s driver window.
REBEL JO
Name and registration.
PERP
Eh ––what seems to be the problem officer? We were only going 50 ––well within the speed limit.
REBEL JO
I didn’t ask for chitchat perp ––name and registration ––now!
PERP
Okay ––okay, I’ve got it ––here, take it.
REBEL JO
[looking at the Perp’s dress]
What do we have here? Laura Ashley?
PERP
Yeah ––got it on sale ––what’s the problem officer?
REBEL JO
I’m arresting you for driving under the influence.
PERP
Influence? Influence of what?
REBEL JO
The influence of chintz.
PERP
chintz?
REBEL JO
Yeah ––chintz! Don’t you hear so good? What we got here baby is pattern on pattern ––enough to make me sick ––how perps like you think they can get away with such monstrosities is beyond me ––but today baby ––you hit the bottom of the line ––your number’s up ––all the way to Sing Sing baby!
