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Valley of the Biker Chicks

VALLEY OF THE BIKER CHICKS © 1962 JOAN ALONE MOVIES ALL RIGHTS RESERVED FADE IN: ROLL CREDITS TITLE “VALLEY OF THE BIKER CHICKS” CUT TO: EX. DAY - DESERT A vast desert stretches off into the far distance, alone on a lone road REBEL JO rides her hog ––it kicks up dust as she passes, making her look like some phantom of vengeance sent from Hell to visit bad ass justice upon the wickedly out of fashion.   A NARRATOR introduces REBEL JO the bad ass biker chick that patrols these Deserts for perps.   NARRATOR This is the Valley of the Biker Chicks ––when the Fashion Police fail to do their job ––the biker chicks keep law, order and good taste in check… As REBEL JO rides her hog along the same dirt road she spots a car coming in the opposite direction ––she looks at the occupants as she passes and then she turns around and pursues them ––they’ve committed some violation and now REBEL JO wants sweet, sweet revenge. She catches up with the car and pulls it over to the side of the dese...

Greta and the Footpath through the Woods

Once upon a time… Greta, the Fashion Queen, needed to get some new boots for the Ball, so she had to go to Boot-Woods and find the best boot cobbler in all the land. However, in Boot-Woods lived an evil hobgoblin called “Louboutin” ––he was a wicked Shoe-Fairy who would torture women’s feet with expensive, but wholly impractical, footwear. Greta had to avoid Louboutin and find her boot cobbler by nightfall ––but the path through the woods was dark and so Greta lost her way. “Whom is it you seek?” said a voice in the woods. Greta looked about, but could see no-one ––who is it that spoke to me? She thought. “Well?” said the voice, “are you the sort of Fashion Queen who ignores the path she treads upon?” “The path?” replied Greta. “Yes.” agreed the Path, “ask me the way and I shall tell ––as all feet pass upon my back, therefore I know to where every footfall leads.” “Well,” replied Greta, “I require some assistance in getting to my boot cobbler ––he’s the finest boot cobbler in all the l...

Industrial

Industrial music has its own fashion ––the music is harsh, rhythmical and atonal ––the fashion brings fetishism from the basements to the streets and back again.     

A to Z of Fashion

D   is for Drapery   Drapery, or the draping technique, is used in dressmaking to softly drape fabric over the contours of the body to extenuate its natural form.   It was made famous by the Greeks, to celebrate their gloriously athletic physiques, however ––from the 18 century onwards it was rather used to disguise the forms of the less than athletic ––and it is now used to cover a host of other sins which normal cutting simply cannot mask.

A to Z of Fashion

C   is for Coco   Coco was the nickname for Madame Chanel. Orphaned as a child,   she was   opportunistic, and creative with her virtues, however, despite her many faults, she found a home in the hearts of many rich men ––which afforded her the opportunity to establish her own ‘house’, dedicated to her first and only love –– Chanel.